Dear Dr. Mehta's Sinus Rinse,
My most sincere of apologies. I completely misjudged you. When all of your loyal followers went on and on (and on) about the Neti Pot and the sinus rinse, I scoffed. When Andrew stole Angela's teapot on The Office and attempted to use it as a Neti Pot, I merely laughed. I may have even referred to you as a "nasal enema" and vowed never to use you. Even after my dear husband bought me one for my birthday in a sincere attempt to help me overcome my allergies/chronic sinusitis, I was not sold.
Turns out, I was wrong. You are like crack. But in a good way. I just can't get enough now. My day is not complete without you.
Oh sure, the first time I used you, I felt like I was drowning--but in a good way I swear. Sure, the first time I used you I probably looked like a fool. Spencer probably would have asked me to close the door to disguise all of my disgusting noises and gasps as I tried to figure the dang thing out; however, he was far too afraid of me by that point. Weeks of sinus infections make a girl rather grouchy. Desperate times called for desperate measures.
You are no longer a desperate measure. You are a lifesaver. And for that, Dr. Mehta, I thank you.
~E.
3 comments:
The visual that this device leaves in my head is all the Christmas present I needed. Thanks.
I'm glad that you have come to your senses (get it?! ha ha) and have publicly apologized. I am also addicted, but I definitely do it in private too. :) I can only imagine all of the funny things you could say to someone if you walked in on them using one...:)
Wow. Stu uses this thing every morning and begs me to watch. I decline each and EVERY time, but I am glad it does help you!
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