We went to Maple Canyon, Utah. Maple Canyon is an international climbing destination located right outside the teeny tiny farming town of Fountain Green, Utah. How anyone ever discovered that there was climbing up there, I have no idea.
Spencer's mom and sister and nieces even met us there for a few days but, somehow, I have no photographic evidence of that?? You'll just have to trust me that it was awesomeness.
Stay tuned 'til the end of the post for a funny story about my first booger-eating kid. :(
Nicest, funniest guy ever. Also happens to know every climber in the state of Colorado.
We went for a family hike through here. The rocky bottom didn't make it very toddler-friendly.
This was in the town of Fountain Green, Utah. It was spotless, roomy, cool, and well stocked. There was a HUGE yard, a firepit, a barbeque and more than enough room for all of us. The kids favorite part? The loft that was up a very narrow and very steep staircase. They slept and played up there. Super fun.
One of the days that were getting ready to go up to Salt Lake for the day, Sherri was blowdrying her hair and I was watching Conrad and Keeler in the front room. Conrad was being adorable, as usual and Keeler (also normally adorable) was watching a cartoon on PBS. As I was watching him, watch the cartoon and reflecting sweetly on how cute he was and how funny he is when he watches tv (totally tunes EVERYTHING out around him) I watched him pick the MOTHER of all boogers out of his nose and....PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH (like it was no big deal, like he did it all the time). I did what any self-respecting spaz of a mom would do and screamed, "NOOOOOO!! No, no, no, no!!! We do NOT eat our boogers KEELER!!". Well, as you can imagine, my screams did two things. 1. Caused Keeler to immediately jump 4 feet in the air and start sobbing and 2. sent Sherri tearing into the front room with her sopping wet hair yelling "What? What? What happened? Oh my gosh!! What's wrong?!". A few things then happened simultaneously. Keeler began saying (through his sobs), "No momma! No say NO KEELER. No boogers Keeler. DAAAADDDDYYYYY!!!!" and Sherri began saying, "I thought one of them ate rat poison or something! Oh wow. I seriously thought we were going to have to make a trip to that little medical clinic or something. A booger huh?" Some might say that I overreacted. BUT, I know that many others would say that they COMPLETELY understand. The boy does not want to be THAT kid. I mean, really. We do not need a booger-eater in this family. You all know booger-eaters at school. Keeler does not want to be that boy. Sherri has assured me that, based on my response to Keeler and his (traumatized) response to me, she is pretty darn sure that he will never eat a booger again. Ever.
P.S. Keeler totally ratted me out to Spencer when he got back from climbing. "Daddy. Mommy. No Keeler. Eat Boogers. No Boogers Keeler. NO MOMMA.".
























